address（不小心写“Wrong email address”有多可怕）

你在写邮件的时候，有没有发生过但不包括以下这些情况：

不小心写错一个字符；

不当心把名字拼错了；

不经意写错邮箱后缀。

Duang的一下，一封奇怪的邮件进入了奇怪的人的邮箱。运气不好的情况下，可能你与寄件人还会来几番“不在同一个频道上”的奇怪对话。

如果没有造成什么天大误会已是幸事。

如果有，那么大概会如今天华生特意为你挑选的有趣的小短文《Wrong email address》这样吧……

Wrong email address

A couple were going on vacation. Because the wife was on a business trip, the husband left first, and his wife was to join him the following day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly priest’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the brokenhearted widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

这篇文章你看懂了多少？做5道题目测试下：

1. Why did the husband get there first?

A. He walked there

B. He was a superman

C. His wife was on a business trip

2. What did the husband do then?

A. He went to the beach

B. He sent his wife an email

C. He went to the park

3. What’s wrong with the email?

A. He typed the wrong address

B. He forgot to include anything in body of the email.

C. He forgot to attach anything

4. Who received the email?

A. An elderly priest’s wife

B. His wife

C. God

5. Why did the widow fall to the floor

A. She was cursed

B. She was moved

C. She was scared

错误的邮件地址

一对夫妻要去度假，不过因为妻子当时在出差，所以丈夫提前到达了，而他的妻子将在第二天与他会面。

当丈夫到达酒店后，他决定给妻子写一个简短的邮件。

很不幸，当他输入收件人地址时，不小心打错了一个字母。而他的笔记被转而投递给了一位一天前刚刚过世的年迈牧师的妻子。

当这位伤心的寡妇检查邮件时，她看了一眼电脑显示器，发出了一声刺耳的尖叫，然后倒在地板上昏死过去。

听闻声音，她的家人冲进了房间，并看到屏幕上的笔记写着：

亲爱的妻子，

我刚刚入住，所有事都准备好了，就等你明天来了。

注：这里下面很热（可以理解为地狱）。

正确答案：

1. C | 2. B | 3. A | 4. A | 5. C

幸好这位寡妇只是昏了过去，而不是冲动地立马下去与过世的丈夫“团圆”。而那位写错信的丈夫，华生也希望他与妻子能度过一个快乐的假期。

business trip - 出差

on vacation - 度假中

unfortunately - 不幸地

elderly - 年迈的

widow - 寡妇

pass away - 过世

brokenhearted - 心碎的

monitor - 显示器

piercing - 尖啸的

faint - 昏厥

rush into - 冲入

check in - 入住